question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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