We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
it glows. i had to have it.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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