You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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