idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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