well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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