I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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