I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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