is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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