Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I touched a dick in church today
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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