i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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