There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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