Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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