is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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