But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
