In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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