super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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