I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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