I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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