I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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