Just fell off a train. Bad.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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