This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
