Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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