What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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