what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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