somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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