This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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