i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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