It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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