So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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