WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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