Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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