I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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