didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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