hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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