I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
being pregnant is like rehab
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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