I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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