in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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