i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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