Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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