I never want to see another naked old woman again.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
is it fun? or sober?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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