i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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