So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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