no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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