Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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