The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Randomize
