I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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