Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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