hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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