yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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