I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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