i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Someone signed my nipple.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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