I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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