scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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