Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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