I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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