I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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