I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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