Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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