so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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