grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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