yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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