But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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